We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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