It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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