You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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