And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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