There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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