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• (718): View more from New York

  I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  This kid is drunk.

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  I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.

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• (530): View more from California

  We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions

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• (213): View more from California

  You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule

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  Thats your rule and this car is nice

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• (212): View more from New York

  My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.

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• (949): View more from California

  I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided

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  Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes

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