We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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