Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
