Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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