so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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