You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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