now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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