It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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