I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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