More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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