Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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