Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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