I wish my penis had an off switch
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
