so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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