Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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