That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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