Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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