I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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