Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Randomize