I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
