They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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