I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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