oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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