Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
So squirting runs in the family.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
My vagina is very pro this idea
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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