So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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