I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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