honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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