whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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