just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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