ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Randomize
