He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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