He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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