idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I have demons in me.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
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she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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