my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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