As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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