I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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