Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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