is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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