It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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