so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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