Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I look better un-naked...
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
accomplished twins. life is a go
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize