i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
What a dumb baby whore.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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