The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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