That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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