I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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