her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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