What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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