if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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