Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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