The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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