i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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