Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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