Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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