u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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