I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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